Lynn Hollars: What's brown and sticky?....A stick....Show more
Sherri Drakos: 1.) PROFESSOR Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai2.) CIRCUIT Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na3.) MAMUChand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRLUllu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?>4.) CIRCUIT Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pecha! n lega5.) MAMU Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao. MUNNA BHAI Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai? MAMU Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga. 6.) PROFESSOR Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu. 7.) MUNNA BHAI Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. 8.) Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti. ENGLISHMAN What is this? CIRCUIT Bread India Circuit then open the box of jalebi. ENGLISHMAN What is this? CIRCUIT Sweet India With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ... ENGLISHMAN What is that? CIRCUIT Air India 9.) CIRCUIT Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata ! hai kya? MAMU Nehin. CIRCUIT To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jaye! ga....Show more
Ardelia Liptow: Watch Dora the Explorer.
Rebeca Mckin: Where's the fun in that?
Darwin Ecton: a guy walks into a pet shop and asks for a wasp, the man behind the counter said we don't sell wasps sir i'm sorry. well why have you got one in your window then came the reply
Patricia Bolduc: "clean" jokes just ain't funny man.
Jacinta Moitoso: A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking. "You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have." The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?" The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."...Sh! ow more
Norris Rosener: three blondes...plain and simpleno offence i am a natural blonde so i hav rights to blonde jokes..lolz
Benny Stehno: all the above jokes are funny.
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